Well, looks like this LP is old enough to drink now, so let's have a beer before we start. Or not, at your option.

( Enjoy responsibly. )

Wow, up to twenty... And probably not half done yet, either.
Well, let's get with it!

( Into the darkness we go! )

When we left Mario, he'd just brought mass transit back to the distant
land of Shy Guy's Toybox.

( What effect will this have on the traffic-clogged freeways
of Greater Toyboxania? )

This's going to be a pretty short update, I'm afraid. I didn't feel up to
playing for very long today.

( Celestial toybox? Yeah right! )

This one has a bit more quest-fetching and seeing what's what like last
time, but it will catch the plot before the end, so read on!

( Read more... )

Worry not, gentle reader, for I am not dead. I've just been busy with other things, and wondering if I should keep going with this. Fortunately for you all, I'm sticking with it. So now, Onward!

( Chili peppers burn my gut. )

Darnit, why didn't anyone tell me I'd left an italics tag unclosed in my
last entry? Usually I catch those things before I post, but that one
slipped by me.

( You may remember me from such self-help videos as 'Opening Your Inner Pipe' and 'Butt-Stomp Your Way To Fitness' )

( Don't cry, it's only a joke. )

It sure feels longer than four days. Anyway, we left Mario laying
unconcious in the bottom of a mysterious desert temple after defeat at
the hands of the evil Tutankoopa...

( How's he going to get out of this one? )

And so, with Pulse Stone in hand, Mario heads back into the desert to
find the fabled Dry Dry Ruins...

( What he finds may be more than his tiny mind can cope with. )